December 2010
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Cory: Mr. Feeny, effort is my middle name.
Shawn: Because it starts with F.
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Let’s not call it “detention.” I prefer “Hooked on...
– Mr. Feeny
moved-to-colormestellar asked: i love you for making this :)
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How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him...
– Cory
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Cory: Fine, I'll go out with Debbie.
Shawn: No, I want Debbie!
Cory: THERE IS NO DEBBIE!
Every time my sister and I hear the name Debbie, we yell this!
jennasaispas asked: Which intro do you think is more annoying, the first season theme song or the second season when there isn't any theme song at all?
My sister says the first one, but I hate the second.
My sister says the first one, but I hate the second.
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How To Live Forever: You Know You're Obsessed With... →
jennasaispas:
little—star:
You throw random insignificant BMW quotes into conversation and have gotten used to the fact that no one recognizes them.
You see the letters BMW and you don’t think of a car
Your friends actually think you have a Nana Booboo.
You spend long hours wondering about the ethnic origin of the name Topanga…
You plan on bringing a trunk of pudding to college.
You...
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Well, if it’s important to you, then it’s beautiful.
– Topanga (Boy Meets World)
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Shawn: There wasn’t even any snow.
Cory: Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
Shawn: They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
Cory: The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Shawn: Oh, you mean that’s a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."
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Eric: You're going to be making like five bucks an hour!
Jack: Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?!
Eric: Hi — I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your Bible.
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Feeny: You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?
Cory: I go away for a week?
Feeny: Yeah, that's pretty special.
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Alan: You know, Cor, when I was a kid, Christmas was about appreciating your gifts because they were given with love.
Cory: Oh, right. Glad that's over.
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A shout out to my 300th follower!
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Thanks everyone =)
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Shawn: Cor, what I'm about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.
Cory: I'm not gonna kill you, Shawn. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.
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Eric: Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
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Feeny: I need you to proctor.
Eric: Me? Proctor? [dreamily] Proctor Matthews.
Feeny: You know what "proctor" is?
Eric: Yeah, it's a tushy doctor. Oh! Eeeeww, I'm not gonna do that!
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Cory: This year, no running around the house naked singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." I'm looking at you.
Eric: I only do it because people have come to expect it.
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Minkus: Don't you hate it when Mom and Dad fight?
Shawn: No. Into it.
Cory: Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.
Topanga: [reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?
[Cory and Shawn look at each other]
Cory: Because our kids would look like horses.