January 2011
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Feeny: Come along, Mr. Matthews! Don't dawdle!
Eric: I'm not dawdling. I'm just not wearing any underwear.
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Feeny: Well, Mr. Hunter! I see you do listen in class sometimes.
Shawn: Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.
Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
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Cory: "John Adam's High's New Principal is Mr. George Weeny." Can you imagine five thousand students reading this?
Shawn: Power; ultimate power.
Cory: Yeah, but... we would never... would we?
Shawn: Power!
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“You see, duckies are good, because not only do they give you that...”
– Eric
Topanga: I want my family to be at my wedding. I want your family to be there. Cory, I wanna wear a wedding dress! A white, lacy wedding dress!
Cory: Of course, white. The way we're going, bright white. Snow white. Whiter than the white-hot light of a thousand burning suns!
Topanga: How long are you gonna be mad at me?
Cory: Ten minutes.
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“Time goes by and somehow what you had just sort of fades away.”
– Boy Meets World (via itookadeepbreath)
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Cory: Dad, I need a job.
Alan: You need to be a kid.
Cory: I wanna be able to afford stuff!
Alan: So do I!
Me too!
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Rachel: We're gonna be just like girlfriends! [leaves the room]
Jack: Girlfriends...
Eric: Just a minute! If I understand this correctly, girlfriends sleep together, bathe together and even get to see each other naked.
Jack: We already do that.
Eric: Shhh!
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Feeny: You can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do. I've been trying to do that since the first grade. I remember when I tried to separate their desks. She kicked me. He bit me. And some little punk kept saying, "Leave 'em alone! They should get married!"
Shawn: I was cute then, huh?
Feeny: [sarcastically] Precious.
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“It’s about your life.. Give it a happy ending.”
– Cory, Boy Meets World. (via fuckyeahboymeetsworld-)
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Cory: [referring to candles] Oh, those are for Topanga. Those set the mood.
Shawn: Kinda looks like a church in here.
Cory: You're ruining the mood!
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Shawn: Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Cory: Shawn, I happen to be cruising at — what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Topanga: Eighteen miles an hour.
Cory: I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Shawn: Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
Cory: Come around, please.
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“You were the one that said holding hands is like touching souls.”
– Cory to Topanga Episode 17 Season 6, Boy Meets World (via aimeeeeeee)
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“Well, the man’s got the sperm and the woman’s got the egg. Now, once...”
– Cory Matthews
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“When adults talk, I hear this buzzing sound.”
– Shawn Hunter
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“It’s not gonna grow back; I got my receipt!”
– Eric Matthews
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Cory: I hold in my hands the pinnacle of God’s creation. Think fast! [tosses a brain at Shawn; it hits his chest and falls to the floor]
Shawn: [bends down to pick it up and comes up with two brain halves] You want personality or motor skills?
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“I’m told love is worth it.”
– Cory, Boy Meets World. (via fuckyeahboymeetsworld-)
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Topanga: Where does milk come from?
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!
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“You never gave up on me. Never once. I’m not gonna forget you- you’re the best...”
– Shawn to Mr. Feeny, Boy Meets World. (via fuckyeahboymeetsworld-)
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“I’d give up on them, but I don’t think they’d notice.”
– Mr. Feeny
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Joey: That's a good one, Harley. That's a great one. I'm gonna be laughin' at that one for years and years. I'm gonna be tellin' my grandkids about it, like, 60 years from now. Unless I don't have grandkids, then I guess I'll have to tell some strange kids in the park, and the cops will come and say, "Hey, you, in the raincoat —"
Harley: Shut up!
Joey: Okay.
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Cory: Do you think I'm a geek?
Shawn: Of course not.
Cory: So you think I'm cool?
Shawn: Of course not.
Cory: Then what am I?!
Shawn: You're Cory! I'm Shawn- just like it's always been. What else do you need to know?
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“You’re the greatest influence in his life, Topanga. He needs you to take his...”
– Angela, Boy Meets World. (via fuckyeahboymeetsworld-)
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“He says one thing and then he does another. He’s being a hypochondriac.”
– Shawn Hunter, “On The Air” (2.17)
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Shawn: Tell me something. How do you ask a girl out?
Cory: Simple. You open the door and say, "Get out, you're bothering me."
Shawn: No, like, on a date.
Cory: Well, Eric uses the shotgun approach. He just keeps dialing random numbers until he hears the word "yes."
Shawn: Sounds like a lot of work.
Cory: Yeah, and after all that, what have you got? A girl! What's the point?
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Topanga: Each of our bodies is the master creation of Mother Nature.
Shawn: Well, except for Minkus. He was created by Mother Goose.
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