[Eric bought Morgan a zombie costume for Halloween.]
Amy: There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Eric: Hundreds of them.
Amy: And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
Eric: It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Alan: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
Morgan: The undead are cool!
Madame Mosbenskias: Come to me, Werewolf Boy.
Cory: You know.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know many things, I know you were bitten by a wolf.
Cory: It's true.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are now becoming a wolf.
Cory: That's amazing.
Madame Mosbenskias: I know you are recently divorced.
Madame Mosbenskias: You're not Billy Joel?
Madame Mosbenskias: Well, then, you're just a wolf.
Cory: So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?
Feeny: Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.
Cory: So your plan is to lure them into your living room?
DOCTOR FEENY'S HOUSE OF TERROR
staysandstories: ♫ Welcome to John Adams High Where you are gonna die That’s right, fall right this way. Here’s a knife, here’s a gun There’ll be fun for everyone Death is on the menu tonight. ♫
They’ll stop taking advantage of you as soon as you stick up for yourself....– Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World (via samidelgado)