February 2011
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“A hero is someone who does the right thing when the right thing isn’t the...”
– Mr. Feeny
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“So, in conclusion, Eric Matthews is really really really smart, really really...”
– Eric Matthews
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Eric: Christy’s gonna expect me to tell her that I love her. Aw, man, I gotta do something now. Think, you gotta think, Eric — OW!
Shawn: Thinking cramp?
Eric: Yeah.
Shawn: I get those, too.
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Jack: This whole Valentine's Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores, all trying to rip off the innocent consumer.
Eric: No date, huh?
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Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?
Cory: I was too busy absorbing to listen.
Feeny: Very good. Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.
Feeny: Dear Lord, he's right.
Shawn: It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.
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Shawn: You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it’s stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.
Feeny: Sure, and it’s lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.
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Eric: What's passing?
Feeny: Oh, that's right, you wouldn't know. 65.
Eric: What if he gets a 64?
Feeny: Fails.
Eric: What if he gets an 80?
Feeny: Passes.
Eric: 42.
Feeny: No good.
Eric: 20.
Feeny: Are you kidding me?
Eric: Sorry, sorry... What if he gets a 20?
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Shawn: I got four can't-miss ways on how to get Superbowl tickets.
Cory: Okay, give me the best one.
Shawn: I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.
Cory: Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.
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“How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him...”
– Cory Matthews
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Cory: What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.
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Topanga: You know what I want? I want my good name back.
Cory: Well, some might argue that Topanga isn't the best name to start out with.
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Shawn: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga: No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn: Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
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“I came here to woo her, and by gum, woo her I will.”
– Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) 3x21: Happiest Show on Earth 